ZThemes
12345
next
0 plays

princessskala:

palidesuka:

For all you star wars fans

@cutiepatootiewithabooty please look at this

copperbadge:
“airmidcelt:
“phatfred:
“joanhello2:
“donesparce:
“youmightbeamisogynist:
“thisandthathistoryblog:
“hjuliana:
“dancingspirals:
“ironychan:
“hungrylikethewolfie:
“dduane:
“wine-loving-vagabond:
“A loaf of bread made in the first century...

copperbadge:

airmidcelt:

phatfred:

joanhello2:

donesparce:

youmightbeamisogynist:

thisandthathistoryblog:

hjuliana:

dancingspirals:

ironychan:

hungrylikethewolfie:

dduane:

wine-loving-vagabond:

A loaf of bread made in the first century AD, which was discovered at Pompeii, preserved for centuries in the volcanic ashes of Mount Vesuvius. The markings visible on the top are made from a Roman bread stamp, which bakeries were required to use in order to mark the source of the loaves, and to prevent fraud. (via Ridiculously Interesting)

(sigh) I’ve seen these before, but this one’s particularly beautiful.

I feel like I’m supposed to be marveling over the fact that this is a loaf of bread that’s been preserved for thousands of years, and don’t get me wrong, that’s hella cool.  But honestly, I’m mostly struck by the unexpected news that “bread fraud” was apparently once a serious concern.

Bread Fraud was a huge thing,  Bread was provided to the Roman people by the government - bakers were given grain to make the free bread, but some of them stole the government grain to use in other baked goods and would add various substitutes, like sawdust or even worse things, to the bread instead.  So if people complained that their free bread was not proper bread, the stamp told them exactly whose bakery they ought to burn down.

Bread stamps continued to be used at least until the Medieval period in Europe. Any commercially sold bread had to be stamped with an official seal to identify the baker to show that it complied with all rules and regulations about size, price, and quality. This way, rotten or undersized loaves could be traced back to the baker. Bakers could be pilloried, sent down the streets in a hurdle cart with the offending loaf tied around their neck, fined, or forbidden to engage in baking commercially ever again in that city. There are records of a baker in London being sent on a hurdle cart because he used an iron rod to increase the weight of his loaves, and another who wrapped rotten dough with fresh who was pilloried. Any baker hurdled three times had to move to a new city if they wanted to continue baking.

If you have made bread, you are probably familiar with a molding board. It’s a flat board used to shape the bread. Clever fraudsters came up with a molding board that had a little hole drilled into it that wasn’t easily noticed. A customer would buy his dough by weight, and then the baker would force some of that dough through the hole, so they could sell and underweight loaf and use the stolen dough to bake new loafs to sell. Molding boards ended up being banned in London after nine different bakers were caught doing this. There were also instances of grain sellers withholding grain to create an artificial scarcity drive up the price of that, and things like bread.

Bread, being one of the main things that literally everyone ate in many parts of the world, ended up with a plethora of rules and regulations. Bakers were probably no more likely to commit fraud than anyone else, but there were so many of them, that we ended up with lots and lots of rules and records of people being shifty.

Check out Fabulous Feasts: Medieval Cookery and Ceremony by Madeleine Pelner Cosman for a whole chapter on food laws as they existed in about 1400. Plus the color plates are fantastic.

ALL OF THIS IS SO COOL

I found something too awesome not share with you! 

I’m completely fascinated by the history of food, could I choose a similar topic for my Third Year Dissertation? Who knows, but it is very interesting all the same!

Bread fraud us actually where the concept of a bakers dozen came from. Undersized rolls/loaves/whatever were added to the dozen purchased to ensure that the total weight evened out so the baker couldn’t be punished for shorting someone.

[wants to talk about bread fraud laws and punishments]

[holds it in]

bread police

This is not over. A few decades ago, when dietary fiber first became a thing, some corporate bakeries began putting wood pulp in their “high fiber” bread. See this NY Times article from 1985. There was a scandal at first, but that kind of died down without any government action. It’s not actually harmful, so far as anyone knows, so it’s still legal. It’s called “cellulose” on the ingredient label, but that term also covers fiber from bran and other, more recognizably food sources.

image

Originally posted by hamilton-trash-forever

@copperbadge don’t know about you but I find this fascinating!

I love this story, and I loved watching the chef cook the bread. I have the story bookmarked because someday I will make my own bread stamp and bake bread with it. 

kaijubrains:
“systlin:
“ underlandwarrior:
“ Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.
”
Look.
Look at the lack of tit cups.
”
Casual reminder that that titty cups on armour would kill you- it deflects...

kaijubrains:

systlin:

underlandwarrior:

Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

Look. 

Look at the lack of tit cups. 

Casual reminder that that titty cups on armour would kill you- it deflects the blade towards your heart instead of glancing off

Design armour for women like this instead

blueroomgamer:

Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too?

Me: … It’s complicated …

Friend: Couldn’t be that ba-

image

crybaybe:

darkdeparture:

crybaybe:

gaybabyjail:

crybaybe:

joner:

vawn:

8hq:

fight to the death, who wins?

dog has better grip on knife. bird would be down in seconds

Bird can attack from the air he has the advantage

dog can stab up and also has an owner as secondary attacker. bird is fucked

better grip? the knife is quite obviously dangling in the dogs mouth. bird can minic owners voice and command and trick dog, allowing the bird the element of surpise. plus owner is slow and useless

listen asshole the birds hard beak will not allow for a proper grip on that knife handle and it will slide will he attempts to stab and shank the dog, making it useless AND the bird has never heard the owners voice before so that logic is foolish and irrelevant

Couldn’t the bird fly up high and drop the knife due to the hard beak onto the dog killing it? Seems like a flawless victory for the bird, especially when it could defecate on either the human or dogs corpse to finish the fight.

listen u fcking moron the knife wouldn’t have the proper velocity to penetrate flesh AND the handle is heavier than the blade so it would intrinsically land On the Handle when falling from a high drop so Think Again the dog always wins

juststarwarslaserbrain:
“ injureddreams:
“ “Our New Hope”
Warm up of the day. Hans and Leia being all happy at their soon bundle of joy. Oh boy.. :’V
”
I’m drawing in feels now!
”

juststarwarslaserbrain:

injureddreams:

“Our New Hope”

Warm up of the day. Hans and Leia being all happy at their soon bundle of joy. Oh boy.. :’V 

I’m drawing in feels now!

plays

captioned-vines:

90sxarthoe:

Y'all institutionalized because the white man said you gotta wear pants.

1: “The bro lost his mind!”

2: “Y’all institutionalized because the white man said you gotta where pants.”

[laughter]

imagine-my-universe:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ skyguyed:
“ captainspockunicorn:
“ *CRIES IN WOOKIE*
”
oh
”
Family photo
”
*Dies a little inside*
”

imagine-my-universe:

charlesoberonn:

skyguyed:

captainspockunicorn:

*CRIES IN WOOKIE*

oh

Family photo

*Dies a little inside*

lesbiananthy:

“stop making every single character u like a lesbian"

image
9tailsfoxyfoxy:
“ drew shiny zygarde this time
”

9tailsfoxyfoxy:

drew shiny zygarde this time

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

0 plays

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

i have no self-control

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

image

today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling